1. "Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper" (Thomas Jefferson)

2. "When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again" (Nikita Khrushchev)

3. "With credit, you can buy everything you can't afford" (Edith Bunker)

4. "Don't hurry, don't worry. You're here for a short visit. So be sure to stop and smell the flowers" (Walter Hagen)

5. "We're drowning in information and starving for knowledge" (Rutherford D. Rogers)

6. "Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose" (Gertrude Stein)

7. "Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair" (George Burns)

8. "If you can't convince them, confuse them" (Harry S. Truman)

9. "Not to decide is to decide" (Harvey Cox)

10. "I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?" (Benjamin Disraeli)

11. "Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so" (Josh Billings)

12. "There is no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there" (Colonel Sanders)

13. "There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company, from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else" (Sam Walton)

14. "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning" (Aristotle Onassis)

15. "Saving is a very fine thing, especially when your parents have done it for you" (Winston Churchill)

16. "To turn $100 into a $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable" (Edgar Bronfman)

17. "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war" (Donald Trump)

18. "A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip" (Caskie Stinnett)

19. "In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it" (Oscar Wilde)

20. "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation" (Jean Kerr)

21. "In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes" (Benjamin Franklin)

22. "The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one" (George Herbert)

23. "We may convince others by our arguments; but we can only persuade them by their own" (Joseph Joubert)

24. "Good times, bad times, there will always be advertising. In good times people want to advertise; in bad times they have to" (Bruce Barton)

25. "I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for" (James H. Boren)

26. "A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office" (Francis O' Walsh)

27. "A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience" (Miguel de Cervantes)

28. "One man with courage makes a majority" (Andrew Jackson)

29. "The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it" (Samuel Johnson)

30. "We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time" (Arthur Hoppe)

31. "If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you you have schizophrenia" (Thomas Szasz)

32. "One, on God's side, is a majority" (Wendell Phillips)

33. "Politeness is organized indifference" (Paul Valery)

34. "When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other" (Eric Hoffer)

35. "Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal" (Lionel Trilling)

36. "imagination is more important than knowledge" (Albert Einstein)

37. "Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when you have only one idea" (Alain)

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